Question

Teacher:	Sharvari, you are regularly late to school. Don't you feel ashamed? Why do you come to school so late?
Sharvari:	I am sorry, Madam. But on my way to school there is a road sign that says, 'Go Slow'. And ma'am you have instructed us to always follow what road signs say.

Can you underline the words in the joke that were used as excuses for late-coming? 

Now discuss within groups and share some simple jokes about teachers and students. Try to write one or two such jokes in your own words in the above format.

Answer 1

Teacher:	Sharvari, you are regularly late to school. Don't you feel ashamed? Why do you come to school so late?
Sharvari:	I am sorry, Madam. But on my way to school there is a road sign that says, 'Go Slow'. And ma'am you have instructed us to always follow what road signs say.

Some simple jokes about teachers and students in the above format.

Teacher:	Why were you talking in the middle of my lecture, Priya?
Priya:	Ma’am, I wasn’t talking. I was just explaining the lesson to myself in a whisper!

 

Teacher:	Ajay, your handwriting is so bad! I can’t read a single word.
Ajay:	That’s great, Ma’am! Then no one can copy my answers!